Old Age . . .
"To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except exercise, get up early, or be respectable." - Oscar Wilde
"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for." - Will Rogers
"We must recognize that, as we grow older, we become like old cars – more and more repairs and replacements are necessary." - C.S. Lewis
"Old age comes at a bad time." – Sam Banducci “
"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened." - Jennifer Yay
"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it." - Golda Meir
"The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened. - Mark Twain
"Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes, age just shows up all by itself." - Tom Wilson
"I’m at that age where my back goes out more than I do." - Phyllis Diller
"Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere." – George Burns
"Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up." - John Wagner
"First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down."
Leo Rosenberg
"At my age, flowers scare me." - George Burns
"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us…at age 40, we don’t care what they think of us… at age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all." - Ann Landers
"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two." - Sir Norman Wisdom
“The older I get, the better I used to be.” – Lee Trevino
"I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap." - Bob Hope
"Getting older. I used to be able to run a 4-minute mile, bench press 380 pounds, and tell the truth." -Conan O’Brien
"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old." - Mark Twain
"The idea is to die young as late as possible." - Ashley Montagu
