
Pulling Onions
By Mike Garofalo

The Fireplace Records, Chapter 44
The Dumpling Discourse
It was a hot day in July when Carol and Adolf met in a tea shop in Portland. They sipped iced tea and chatted about Taoism for an hour.
Adolf asked Carol, "What is beyond the Tao?" Carol answered, "Either the Dark Void or preparing hot oatmeal."
Adolf sarcastically replied, "Yunmen is direct, he says '"Dumplings.' You are caught in either/or, dualisms, and straying from the spot!" Carol said "Purported Zen Masters seldom cook."
Adolf raised his right hand, like Gutei, and gave Carol the middle finger. Carol slapped the finger of his right hand.
Adolf got up and went to the toilet. While urinating, like Master Omori Sogen, he was suddenly awakened. While he was away, Carol left for home.
She worked in her home garden. She weeded and watered. She picked two squash. Like the Tao, she grew living beings. She went indoors and cooked some hot oatmeal. She added raisins to the mush. She ate. She smiled. Her dark blue bowl was then empty. She was ordinary and clear mined.
Comments, Sources, Observations, Koans, Poems, Quips:
Omori Sogen, "Introduction to Zen Training" Tuttle, 2001,2020.
"What is talk transcending the Buddhas and Patriarchs?", Yunmen's translated answers "Sesame Cakes", "Rice cakes", "Dumplings."
See BOS 78, ZE 42, ENT 88, WWSF 348, BCR 77
Gutei's One Finger Zen
BCR 19, BOS 84, DSMS 245, GB 30, SOH 21
If the answer can be 'the oak tree in the courtyard,' then the answer can be 'eating oatmeal with raisins.'
Irrelevant answers are a staple spontaniety of Zen tricksters.
Some say nonsensical Zen Koan answers are free and natural poety; however, they are often just bad poetry.
Which finger was the "one finger?"
People are Makers, Imitating the Dao - The Great Maker, Doer, Creator. Sometimes even seeming to go Beyond the Dao.
636 Riddles, Jokes, Witticisms, Humor
Refer to my Cloud Hands Blog Posts on the topic of Koans/Stories.
Subject Index to 1,975 Zen Buddhist Koans
Zen Buddhist Koans: Indexes, Bibliography, Commentary, Information
Pulling Onions Over 1,043 One-line Sayings, Quips, Maxims, Humor
Chinese Chan Buddhist and Taoist Stories and Koans
The Fireplace Records (Blog Version) By Michael P. Garofalo
One Picture of Me
By Mike Garofalo

When Laurence asked for poems on the theme of "Self-Portrait" I though of a long philosophical poem I wrote about the interrelated subjects of Picturing and Describing.
One set of examples I used in that long poem was the human skull. I spoke of memories of Halloween in East Los Angeles, where Mexican Skulls, calaveras, filled displays on El Dia De La Muerte. Meaningful from artistic and religious perspectives.
The brief poem I'm sharing today is a excerpt about my own skull as Pictured by medical imaging, and described by me and interpreted by the oral surgeon.
"This bony skull of mine
electrified
pictured onscreen for me.
Doctor recommends
some oral surgery.
The brain disappeared,
an empty space
sliced from
X Ray images retraced.
Eyeless in inner space.
Monkey nose holes,
bony eye glasses,
teeth glowing in the dark.
Inner spaces never seen
underneath my very being.
Skinless, noseless, earless,
a shape, a form—
the images informed.
Stripping away the unneeded,
revealing my inner core."
So, as we all know, a single picture or image can cause a flow of ideas, interpretations, and feelings in our minds.
Or, just two words can please, excite or inflame our minds. Our lover's name can explode our feelings.
But, just two other words can frighten our moral being.
For example,
Donald Trump ...
[pause, raise your elbow]
Kick Him Out.
See you on the street next Saturday.
The above "brief poem" will be printed in
The SkullCrushing Hummingbird
Zine #7, in Portland, Oregon,
on 10/12/2025.
Commentary: Off the Cuff
So, considering, have you ever seen
a picture or a video or a drawing
of a Skull Crushing Hummingbird,
crushing an insect's Skull
with its tiny beak or flashing wings?
No, you have not,
and that is just one reason why,
you don't believe
that Skull Crushing Hummingbirds
are really alive.
However,
Words, context, technical knowledge,
and intent claim meaningfulness,
even truth,
in addition to any pictures viewed.
The surgeon and I see differently.
Sometimes, though, we reader's prefer
fantasies and fictional
Skull Crushing Hummingbirds
to any ho-hum boring beings-
a moniker for fun memories.
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Pictures mirroring things
displaying aspects of reality
uncovering hidden realms of being
pointing to more clear correspondence.
Show me a good picture - Please!
We drew pictures in caves
Heroes pictured in statues
Books illustrated pictured facts
Drones picture our towns from above
Hubble sends us clear pictures of Space
Our brains are
Picture processing ... Machines-
and you can picture mindfulness
you can picture your intent verbally...
picturing is a form of meaningfulness.
Science and technology have
invented new ways of picturing
so we can see into Reality
and open our ordinary eyes
to new ways of seeing.
Picturing - Defining
Planning - Imagining
Painting - Photography
Reflecting - Mimicking
Do I see what I mean?
Wittgenstein in the Tractatus of 1921
Used Pictures and Picturing as the
criterion of meaningfulness and truth.
Wittgenstein in the Investigations of 1953
changed to talking about our talking
about, in ordinary words, aspects of Picturing.
The best pictures, the best descriptions,
how we talk in everyday ways,
point to correspondence, mirroring,
a theory of epistemology.
Richard Rorty disagreed.
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Bundled Up, Volume 1
Quintains, Pentastichs, Tankas
Highway 101 and 1: A Docu-Poem
California, Oregon, Washington
25 Steps and Beyond
The Poetry by Mike Garofalo
Travels on US Highway 101 and 1
Docu-Poem, Haiku, Short Poems, Photos,
Sonnets, Quintains, Graphics, Concrete Poems
Highway 101 and 1: Docu-Poem
By Mike Garofalo
Alphabetical Index of Titles
The Clock Ticks Within the Mind
The Eucalyptus Trees at Tomales Bay
Raven Broke Open the Magical Clam
Shallow Willapa Bay at Low Tide
While resting quietly, I have been reading books on the history of science, evolutionary biology, and a biography of Charles Darwin (1809-1882). These books will keep me fascinated and busy for a few weeks. I have read all or parts of these books before 2017.
The "Annotated Origin" is an outstanding volume. I am always amazed at Darwin's use of many interesting and cogent examples to illustrate his key points of theory. Beings change over generations based on lived circumstances. We don't need supernatural causes to explain how beings have existed and changed over time.
Subject: Recruiting: A Noteworthy Center Defender:
Makenna Flinn
Makenna Erin Flinn is an excellent Center Defender for the
Skyview High School Girl’s Varsity Soccer Team in Vancouver, Washington.
Makenna Flinn was awarded First Team Soccer Defender in 2024
in the 4A Greater St. Helens District League. Skyview won the St. Helens League title in
2024.
Makenna is a Senior, and she is a straight A student. She
plans to study to become a Physician’s Assistant. She is an officer for both
the DECA Entrepreneurial Business Club and the Medical Club at Skyview.
She has lettered in three varsity seasons in both soccer and
track and field. In soccer, she has played the entire game in every game for
two years.
Makenna is tall, fast, strong, smart, quick, and calm. She
is a good leader, and a skilled defender. She is a Captain of the Skyview team
in 2025.
Information on 2025 Skyview High School Girls Varsity Soccer
Team:
As of 10/10/2025, the Skyview record is 8-0-4. In 12
games this year, Skyview has scored 38 goals, given up only 5, and are
undefeated. They are currently ranked 3th in the State of Washington
in the 4A Division, and 5th in the entire State. This is despite
losing two key offensive players suffering season ending injuries, and another
key defender being injured for many games.
Makenna (#17) has defended extremely well against top
forwards from other schools (Chiawana, Somner, Camas, Ridgefield, and Columbia
River) who are already having scholarship offers.
Makenna knows how to help, cooperate with, and encourage the
other two Defenders and the Goalie. Her passing to mid-fielders and defenders is
accurate and fast. She can play tough and aggressively and keeps fouls to a
minimum in critical situations. She often steals the ball and can drive it
forward skillfully for 15-25 yards when needed. She closely guards the best
Forward Striker in every game.
She is also an offensive threat. In the second half of
games, when Skyview is ahead in scoring, she sometimes is switched to playing a
Forward Striker. She has scored three goals this year: one off a header into
the goal, and one off her foot into the goal, on Skyview offensive corner side
kicks; and, one direct shot for goal after good passing back and forth with
other Forwards. Not many top-notch Center Defenders score goals.
Makenna has a good work ethic and puts in the gym work and
conditioning for extra strength and speed. She is intelligent and coachable.
She has played for the Salmon Creek Nemesis Club since the 4th
grade, and as a mid-fielder on other Portland teams. She was coached for many
years in Nemesis by Coach Tina Frimpong Ellertson; and, now at Skyview
for two years by Coach Matt Houghton.
I hope your scouts will watch Makenna Flinn (#17) show her superior
defensive prowess in one of Skyview’s upcoming games. The game at Kiggins
Stadium in Vancouver on October 21, 2025, will pit Camas against Skyview; and
these two teams tied 1-1 on 10/9. Also, I am sure Skyview will be competing in
the Washington State Girls Varsity Soccer Finals.
For more information and video/film clips of Makenna, please
request information from her father: Sean Flinn at Email: seanflinn12@msn.com
Mike Garofalo
P.S. I have watched Makenna Erin Flinn play for the last
seven years. I am her grandfather. I am
supporting her efforts in seeking university studies in medicine and biological
science. Obviously, I am also a fan of women’s soccer … go Portland Thorns, go
Skyview Storm!!
The Fireplace Records, Chapter 33
Don't Do Unto Others
An acquaintance of mine, a devout Catholic, ends all his email letters with "Love, Arthur."
He has frequently mentioned the Biblical verse "Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself." (Matthew 22: 38) Love and loving phrases pepper his conversations.
My underlying feeling was that these references to "love" were rather insincere and somewhat ungrounded, since I could not understand how two people with radically different opinions about life, religion, and politics could actually "love" one another; socialize and tolerate maybe, but "love," unlikely.
In my teenage years, I questioned how this verse would apply to people who don't like themselves, hate themself, are ashamed of themself, denigrate themself, or don't love themselves in the slightest, etc. They would seem quite handicapped or incapable of loving their neighbor, insofar as they don't love themselves. On the opposite side, self-respect and self-love has some positive connotations, and can lead to loving others; however, carried to excess it becomes flawed and appears as egotism and narcissism.
I grew up in East Los Angeles, in the Bandini Barrio, for 20 years. It was a low income suburban LA neighborhood. I had a few friends and some good neighbors. However, as with most suburban neighborhoods, I did not know or have any relationships with 96% of my neighbors. I did not love them, nor did I have any opinion or emotion regarding them other than live and let live, let's stay at peace, and mind your own business. "Loving" them was not my concern; and, I had no ill will towards people I did not know.
I also read, "In everything, do to others what you would have them do to you." (Matthew 7:12) If I wanted hard drugs, does this mean I should give or sell hard drugs to others? If I thought I should be severely punished if I chose not to follow Catholic doctrines, does this give me license to severely punish non-believers? If someone liked perverted sexual play, should they being doing these acts with others? Knowing that others have cheated me, should I cheat others? This moral maxim had some good applications; and, some bad/evil/wrong/destructive applications.
In high school in 1961, I read Confucian texts. I came across the Confucian maxim "Don't do to others what you don't want done to you." (Analects, V. 12, VI. 30, 500 BCE) This ethical/moral/behavioral advice seemed to resonate with me more than the Christian advice. I thought I could apply this maxim more effectively in my daily life with the many people I encountered but did not know, or love. It was a way of caring for others by not harming them. I have tied to follow this practical maxim for six decades.
Comments, Sources, Observations
Gold is malleable, soft, valued, and long lasting; but, limited in other ways.
Rather than a ruler of gold, a flexible cloth tape is more practical.
Rules are useful if properly and intelligently applied.
Acknowledging exceptions to rules is a good rule to apply sometimes.
The disadvantages loving yourself to excess are numerous.
"Love" is often just another boring cliche, a charming metaphor.
A church sign says "God is Love!" The Devil also loves his work.
Liking, preferring, and loving are cousins, sometimes distant cousins.
Yes, gold is valuable; but of what value is this value?
"Love" is rarely mentioned in Zen Koans; maybe 6 times out of 1,975 Koans. Egoistic-restraint, kindness without reciprocity, control of desires, patience, gentleness, helpfulness, asceticism, toughening, and wisdom are emphasized more.
Ten Reasons Why Self-Love is Bad
Refer to my Cloud Hands Blog Posts on the topic of Koans/Stories.
Subject Index to 1,975 Zen Buddhist Koans
Zen Buddhist Koans: Indexes, Bibliography, Commentary, Information
Pulling Onions Over 1,043 One-line Sayings by Mike Garofalo
Chinese Chan Buddhist and Taoist Stories and Koans
The Fireplace Records By Michael P. Garofalo
Michael P. Garofalo began his detailed study of Quintains and Sonnets in 2021. He began composing poetry in the three "Quintain Sonnet Forms," (555, 5252, 553) which began appearing in 2021 in his online collection of Poetry, The Gushen Grove Sonnets and Bundled Up, Volume 1: Quintains, Pentastichs, and Tankas.
His invented term "Quintain Sonnet Forms," refers simply to a short sequence of quintain stanzas, with the total lines of the poem being from 15 to 13 (555, 5252, 553). 5 = quintain,pentastich, tanka, waka; 2 = a couplet; and 3 = a triplet (haiku or senryu).
The poet composer is free to write quintains with rhyme by formula, free rhyme, blank verse, free verse, or nonsensical word smithing.
Here are some notes on Mike Garofalo's quintain writing style and options.
SM8 Sonnet Model 8
Garofalo Quintain Sonnet Form First
5 2 5 2 = 14 Lines
Quintain Couplet Quintain Couplet
The Couplets are often connected thematically with each other.
Getting the Couplets to rhyme is the best target.
Mike Garofalo has authored and published online over 1,300 Quintains, and has a his own style and options for writing quintains.
Can be rhymed verse, blank verse, or free verse.
Typographically, mostly Left Justified; but with some variations in indentation, spacing, layout.
Makes free use of punctuation.
Some use of hypertext and reference links.
Some authors and Ms. Ai (AI) have suggested using fixed rhyme schemes for 5252 such as:
5 ABABB
2 CC
5 DEDEE
2 FF
Or
5 ABABA
2 CC
5 DDEED
2 FF
"The interlocking rhymes withing each quintain provide a sense of musicality and development, while the two rhyming couplets at the end of each section offer a sense of resolution. Ultimately, the structure (5252) is the defining element of this modern sonnet form. The specific rhyme scheme is left to the poet's creative interpretation. There is no single "official" rhyme scheme for Michael P. Garofalo's 5252 quintain sonnet, as he is the originator of this modern form. Poets writing in this form can adapt the rhyme scheme to fit their own needs and creative expression." - Ms. Ai
A Google drop-down Translation Menu. Read the poetry on the webpage in over 50 different languages.
Many of these Sonnets are cellphone readable with ease. However, due to the limitations on the width of the lines on a cellphone screen, these Sonnets can appear to be longer with indentations for the ending of long lines. Viewed on a larger desktop screen, with CTrl+- text adjustment, the same Quintain Sonnet can been seen as just 14 lines. Consequently, this cellphone line length limitation affects the writing style.
Examples of the Garofalo Sonnet Form 5252 in The Gushen Grove Sonnets: #1, 2, 4, 9, 10, 13, 21, 23, 32, 39, 931.
Listening to Change #931
I listened to another say
what I resisted to hear
what was alien to me
what outlined my ire
what I wanted to fight
But then I settled down
loosened my blockhead mind
Thought things over patiently,
listened more carefully,
saw matters from other sides,
respected the integrity
and sincerity of other kinds
Of thinking outside my closed boxes
Of my habits of opinions needing overhaul.
Ten Golden Rules for Living the Good Life



"Superior energy is non-action, hence it is energy.
Inferior energy will not resign action; hence, it is not energy.
Superior energy is actionless because motiveless.
Inferior energy acts from motive.
Superior magnanimity is active but motiveless.
Superior equity is active from motive.
Superior propriety is active; is bares its arm and asserts itself when it meets with no response.
Thus as the Tao recedes there are energies; as the energies recede there is magnanimity;
as magnanimity recedes there is equity; as equity recedes there is propriety.
Inasmuch as propriety is the attenuation of conscientiousness it is the origin of disorder.
The beginnings of consciousness are flower of Tao, but the commencement of delusion.
Therefore the men who are great live with that which is substantial,
they do not abide with realities,
they do not remain with what is showy.
The one they discard, the other they hold."
- Translated by C. Spurgeon Medhurst, 1905, Chapter 38
"La virtud superior no se precia de virtuosa,